December 2011
2 min to 2012
Yeah buddy
20 Years From Now:
Husband: Why do you have a blog with pages and pages of my face?
Me: Honey, that was before we got married.
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Meeting Justin Bieber:
Me: Will you sign this please?
Justin: Sure
Justin: Wait, what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Justin: But, wait, no...
Me: TOO LATE - YOU ALREADY SIGNED IT
ohhai-bieber-deactivated2013012 asked: New Year's Resolution; Find someone who cares.
What's everyone's new years resolution ?
Message me
Anonymous asked: do you know the biebz or nahh?
person: you're ugly.
me: i don't care.
person: you're fat.
me: i don't care.
person: you're rude.
me: i don't care.
person: Justin Bieber is a faggot.
me: OMFG YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS THAT HE IS FAMOUS AND YOU'RE NOT. I WAS THERE FROM THE BEGINNING AND ILL BE THERE TILL THE END. #SWAG #LEGGO. NEVER SAY NEVER, DID U HEAR ME? NEVER SAY NEVER. NOW GOOD DAY GODDAMMIT.
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